Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton March 4, 2016

Potato

The safe word used by raccoons, otters, chinchillas, chipmunks and raccoonists.

Keith and Amanda used potato as their safe word when the raccoons appeared.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019

Potato

A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it

Damn I lite that potato

by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019

Potato

The food of the gods

Potato
Oof

by Potato frog need oof March 22, 2019

Potato

A girl who knows she's super cute but refuses to admit it so she hides behind calling herself a potato even though she is gorgeous.

I'm not cute I'm a potato.

by Iwinalix:) March 24, 2019

Potato

The bestest thing in all existence!

"Dude that car is so potato"

by DaPotatatatatoWorshipper March 30, 2019