packaging peanuts

When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014
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gravy packaged

When everyone that plays outwar realizes that they're all gay.
I was totally raiding last night until everyone got gravy packaged.
by bnaum October 9, 2007
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Paranoid packaging

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.
Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.
by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011
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amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...
I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!
by My cock! March 9, 2016
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shipping a package

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.
by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014
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mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.
Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.
by NoMotards January 10, 2012
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Petty Package

A group of casually single girls who

Like to indulge in Petty conversations.
“Girl the petty package is talking shit again”
by Petty package October 19, 2017
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