Morris Machine

A delusional attempt to elevate oneself through propagation of a false persona.

Who am I, I'm the Morris Machine.
Of course it worked. Morris Machine.

by SeeMeScrollin September 22, 2018

peen machine

A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".

Have you seen Karl Bob's new "Peen Machine"?

by mteverst1 June 3, 2018

Filling Machine

NOT the rinsing machine. The rinsing machine rinses the bottles out, while the filling machine fills the bottles with soda. i want to re-iterate. this is NOT THE RINSING MACHINE. THIS IS THE FILLING MACHINE

why do people keep confusing the Filling Machine with the Rinsing Machine?

by 14637956857642236735 April 4, 2021

record machine

A large machine that plays records. Also something you can lean against when your feet are tired.

Can't you see me standing here? I got my back against the record machine

by Trelane March 9, 2008

machine head

Not only one of the greatest metal bands of all time, but also the name of Deep Purple's (one of the founding fathers of metal) greatest album. This name is synonymous with heavy music. And so it should be.

"Davidian kicked ass, Machine head are great."
"I just cant get over how cool Machine Head sounds 20 years on."

by Moose Lord July 8, 2005

pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy

Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?

by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

XD machine

Someone in a conversation who responds only with XD. Gets very annoying sometimes.
Similar to LOL machine and XD Boy. "XD Bot" might also be a good term for this thing.

Dude: I just fell into mud.!
XD machine: XD
Dude: hey, that's not funny!
XD machine: XD
Dude: Fuck you!
XD machine: XD
Dude: oh, that's that XD machine... screw that.
XD machine: XD

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... September 27, 2008