Armchair Anchor

Someone who comments on news or current events of the day from the comfort of their own living room.

Andrew didn't know jack about the war in Iraq, but as an Armchair Anchor he felt it was his duty to comment on things.

by BigRed483 September 30, 2010

anchor bae

Someone who, by virtue of their romantic attachment, enables (or prevents) a foreign national significant other from returning home.

If they threaten to deport me, I'll just marry my anchor bae.

by nickf4rr November 5, 2015

anchor blue

very cool place to work for college students in albuquerque, nm

Last night Steph had a closing shift at anchor blue.

by stephanie Neubeck July 28, 2003

Weigh Anchor

While engaging in missionary style intercourse, the Male will insert his scrotum, entirely, into the anus of the Female to act as an anchor.

Sharonda gets so slippery you're gonna need to weigh anchor in that berth.

by Chaosfish March 22, 2019

Mexican Anchor

When one accidentally consumes the outer husk of a tamale, then passes the undigested fiber, the rope-like fecal matter that is produced acts as an attachment between the shitter and the shit-receptacle.

Sorry dude, I caught on a mexican anchor and couldn't find a knife.

by pedrocaliente May 25, 2011

Drop Anchor

To place one foot on the floor while drunk in bed. This is usually done when someone is so incredibly drunk that the room is spinning violently.

Dropping anchor helps stop the spins and ensures a good nights sleep for the drunkard.

Dude, I was so drunk last night I had to drop anchor in bed.

by selinaj May 18, 2009

drop anchor

After several males have released the "Dirty Sailor" upon the fat folds of an extreme female, resulting in a mixture of bukkake resevoir. One seamen of the ships crew will straddle the whale - lowering his filthy balls into the milky belly button lake. This must always be followed up by the "Barnicle Cleaner"

After dousing Rikki Lakes fat folds in a boiling hot load of man mixture - Captain MikeC prepared to "Drop Anchor" into "Bukkake Resevoir" while the other Seaman cheered in glee.

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 5, 2006