TESTICLE TAUNT

Stretching ones testicles out until large enough to produce gusts of wind capable of cooling down a pretty blonde on a nice hot day.

Me and my friend Morgan testicle taunted a pretty brunette on the beaches of Normandy.

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cyber testicle

an ingenius online podcast which crudely entertains us with reviews of dr who episodes and big finish.

I'm sick of the fucken shit today, my boss is a cunt and I need something that will stimulate my senses..oh! I forgot that cyber testicle updated and there is an episode waiting for me to wank over.

by lesbian cat fucker June 19, 2010

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testicle nipples

I have a big cock

i put my big cock into my friends testicle nipples

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shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

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Testicle Swirly

After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.

Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.

by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022

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