Teacher

A CHeaTer is a TeaCHer when we swap the CH & T or when they swap their degree for the job of being a PRESENTATION READER

I know you're a teacher because you didn't get a job anywhere else even with a ME degree

by damon15here October 29, 2018

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Either the coolest person ever or the worst piece of shit you will ever meet, never in between.

1) I love my new history teacher he is so cool!
2) I fucking hate my math teacher she is such a bitch.

by Edgar_Deutschland January 1, 2015

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The blindest people on earth

while i got kicked to a pulp and tried to fight back my teacher put me in iss because i was "assaulting" a student

by Daddy jurp February 2, 2020

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Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

by Fyulp June 29, 2016

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A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

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