A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.
Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!
by Mr. Shemp March 03, 2011
Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.
Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?
by methane king January 27, 2010
by Blopter July 17, 2017
Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.
by AsslessChaps93 November 26, 2013
When a promiscuous female enjoys herself a sexual encounter in which the male releases inside of her, only to have an encounter soon thereafter with another male who (unknowingly) enjoys the fruits of her previous labor, straight from the source.
In layman's terms: some horny dumbass finds a slut willing to play and goes down on her after she's freshly fucked another dude and still has his jizz in her.
In layman's terms: some horny dumbass finds a slut willing to play and goes down on her after she's freshly fucked another dude and still has his jizz in her.
He was so drunk that he eagerly went down on her and ate her salty taco, previously tainted by his buddy.
by bigtexwanker December 16, 2009
The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.
by Tony Stark May 17, 2003
"Hey, do you know that guy who kidnapped 1/5 of One Direction?"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"
by Freya Hemmings May 16, 2015