trisha paytas syndrome

a state of mind where you think everyone want to be you or f**k you

omg i’m so confident. i think i have trisha paytas syndrome

by amypoehlerismysouldmate July 27, 2021

Dog’s Zankation Syndrome

It is a syndrome that affects students and it means that the student studies what has been studied in three or four months just few hours before the exam. This syndrome begins one or two days before the exam or in any means of transport while the student is literally on his way to sit for the exam.
Symptoms are “laughing for no reason accompanied by crying and increased hunger and thirst”..
( polyphagia , polydipsia , severe psychosis ).
The treatment usually consists of calming down the student and reminding him that the world is at the end a meter by meter.
(Doctors recommend serving him food he likes along with mint tea).

Friend: Do you want to hung out later?

Student: I can’t! I have an exam tomorrow! Just pray I survive this Dog’s zankation syndrome.

by HokaHarissa April 21, 2022

sudden jihad syndrome (SJS)

A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.

When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.

by Joe Rodolico January 8, 2009

Big Ten Syndrome

The syndrome in which a respectable girl enrolls at a Big Ten university and subsequently becomes an absolute skeezer. This can include single girls, but is typically found in females who enter school with a boyfriend and promptly cheat on and lie to their boyfriends as a result of the Big 10 influence. Once the syndrome occurs it can never be reversed, and the girls become loose for life.

Chris:"Hey Mike, did you hear about Jim's girlfriend at Indiana University?"

Mike: "Yea, I heard that she hooked up with his friend the first week she got to school."

Chris: "Big Ten Syndrome strikes again!"

by Hate Me Some Big Ten June 27, 2009

Cargo Syndrome

A syndrome suffered by those who need to search through an excessive amount of pockets everytime they need to find their personal belongings.

Pete: 'Hey man, can you spot me $2?'

Simon: 'In a second man... im suffering from a nasty episode of cargo syndrome'

by Petey__Boy July 2, 2009

Orto Syndrome

The act of being a struggle at everyday life and being made fun of for it. this includes being the worse of two gollies in hockey, being the worse of two centers for football, and having a worse batting percentage than a blind kid.

Frank: OMG our gollie is so bad tonight
Joe: Yah i think that he may have Orto Syndrome.

by Ian Poulter November 11, 2010

Cope Syndrome

The uncontrollable urge and action to kiss multiple members of the opposite sex in a short time period.

Yo, that girl Sarah over there has Cope Syndrome.

by Seero July 18, 2013