You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
by Tall Tom B. March 06, 2014
When you're the bachelor at a stag party, and your friend's plate has a nicer piece of butter on it, so you decide to switch the plates
by mandeepr April 05, 2019
A sexual act that involve 1 woman and 2 men. That once the 1st man finishes and is pulling out the other is going in to prevent from a wiener-less vagina. In a proper dirty swap there will be approx. 45 seconds of double stuff action before back to normal.
Joe: Hey Ralph, did you hear what Jonathan and Brandon did to Precious?
Ralph:No, Whats that?
Joe: They did the dirty swap on her.
Ralph:So they touched cocks...kinda homo
Ralph:No, Whats that?
Joe: They did the dirty swap on her.
Ralph:So they touched cocks...kinda homo
by SocalSmith1 March 11, 2015
When you are with someone and you take pictures of each other and send them on a common group chat ( selfie war ).
by Atagin June 19, 2021
When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.
by Swappingcars May 18, 2023
a financial instrument used to part fools from their money. Usually involves speculating on interest rates. The fools, or 'mark', in this con are often unsophisticated public officials such as school boards or county commissions who are gambling with your money. The fools are advised by sleazeballs known as 'financial advisers' or 'consultants'. The sleazeballs are paid by both the fool and either directly or indirectly by the counterparty that makes a shitload of money, the greedy grifters often referred to as 'banks'. The banks only lose often enough to keep the hopeful fools signing up. By the time fools realize they have been had, it is a lose-lose situation. Pay enormous fees to terminate the contract, or continue riding it into the hole, hoping for a miracle.
Dude, why are your schools shit?
'Cause the board got fooled into a rate swap. We got jackshit and owe millions.
'Cause the board got fooled into a rate swap. We got jackshit and owe millions.
by Gaaaaaah! April 05, 2010
The act of two men masturbating each other. Heard mentioned by the police on the Showtime series "Brotherhood".
by SuperMunch April 17, 2009