swampass

the nasty feeling when your butt crack is sweaty, causing your underwear and pants to stick, or an occasional itching feeling. Ussually caused by elevated tempatures or humidity while working or excessive walking.

Ryan's been walking around in this heat all day and now he complains of haveing a bad case of swampass.

by KRaZY Kristen September 21, 2005

swampass

when your asscrack/grundel area is so sweaty it basically becomes a boggy swamp. very humid and producing unbelievable discomfort, this condition is generally worse among the fat and lardy. however, in sub-tropical climate locales, i.e. southern louisiana or mississippi, swampass can strike anyone, at anytime. the only relief is to either strip naked and head for a fire hydrant or go home and peel your loins off and drape a cold, wet towel over your nether-regions.

earl walked outside, went to the mailbox, and even at 7:15 in the a.m., fell victim to a putrid variety of swampass....

by dunbart October 14, 2008

swampass

When you get that sweat in your backside area and your pants/shorts are sticking to you.

"Its so hot in here, I'm getting swampass"

by Diggler March 18, 2003

swampassfucked

When you are so swamped with work and can't get up from your desk due to the work overload. All the while having terrible swamp ass which gets worse with every tick tock of the clock and swivel of the office chair. Swampassfucked.

Im so swampassfucked at work right now. This sucks! Can't wait for happy hour.

by Swampaholic April 15, 2010

Tramp Stamp by Association

When the lower back area usually designated for the tramp stamp is left clean on purpose, but is surrounded by all sorts of tattoos instead.

Stacey: I will never get a tramp stamp...that part of my back will remain clean!

George: But that spot is surrounded by tattoos! It's a tramp stamp by association!

by ShooterMc June 9, 2011

SwampAss

Adj.:

When your ass gets so sweaty that you feel that it will soon harbor swamp vegetation. Will cause unpleasantness.

"Shit dude, I have a bad case of SwampAss." :(

by TheIDKman December 3, 2010

Swampass

When your cheeks, not the ones on your face, are leaking that chocolate water. Only solution to get rid of it is to take a moist paper towel and wipe, then smell the tissue and laugh about it for the next five minutes.

Man i hate july because its nothing but swampass city in here.

by AngryWhopper May 28, 2009