surhoff

DC Metro slang/codeword for a blow job or fellatio. Refers to longtime Orioles Left Fielder B.J. Surhoff.

Mary was a technivirgin who doled out surhoffs like there was no tomorrow.

by DC Paulie January 2, 2009

SUMO

An abbreviation for (S)hut (U)p (M)ove (O)n.

Dude, you really need to SUMO!

by Smeg Me July 19, 2012

Summon

In World of Warcraft, is when you call upon your allies to assist you in pwning evil beasties of all sorts.
In real life however, is when you seduce a person, with a come-hither expression and demeanor used to pull the person in so that you can hug, snog, whatever it is you do once you seduce someone.

WoW: "AAHHH! 10 Murlocks are upon me!" *summons reinforcements*

IRL (In Real Life): *bites lip, lowers eyes* "I'm summoning you... is it working?" *winks*

by A Rebecca July 26, 2009

surmondrae

Oh boy here we go… surmondrae’s are a hand full they are very insecure about themselves especially if they are in a relationship with an attractive women ahaha. They tend to be very jealous just like as if they were a women themselves. Surmondrae’s aren’t very rare but they are mostly African American men. They can be stingy with money and tend to not give a damn of what other people think of them which makes them who they are. They also tend to not care about materialistic things. Surmondrae’s will always get the last word one way or the other in an argument. Surmondrae’s can also tend to be sweet and kind If they want something from you lol. If you know a surmondrae, or your friends with one just know it can be hard getting rid of them lol.

He’s so hard to get rid of… he definitely a surmondrae ughh.

by Real game June 7, 2023

Sumocide

Becoming trapped between a Sumo wrestler and a hard place.

I was totally making fun of this Sumo wrestler and he totally heard me. When I tried to get away, I totally found myself trapped with my back against the wall. It was Sumocide, Totally.

by D&D Eronus December 4, 2009

sermonar

A sermonar is similar to a seminar in that there is a topic and one or two presenters. Seminar is usually more like a workshop, which can be as short as several hours, or even as long as several days, with Q&A periods. A sermonar is no longer than 2 hours, and is given during the morning worship period at a church.

My husband and I recently gave a sermonar on Christian dating and marriage at a church in Santa Monica, California during the 11:00 a.m. worship period. It was well-received, and we went away with lots of helpful feedback. (True story!)

by Nene' February 15, 2010

sumosomnia

Inability to sleep due to constant mental repetition of sumo practice.

I'm sorry I can't concentrate I had major sumosomnia last night. Sumo judo insomnia dreaming,

by rikishi1973 March 24, 2011