The bitches on the phone that try to steal all of your personal information by deceiving you into thinking they will actually fix your broken computer.
Indian person: Hello this is Indian Tech Support how may I help you?
person: Oh no they're trying to steal my IP and credit card.
Indian person: In order for me to help you, I need your credit card and IP.
When a female puts her feet behind her head and forms herself into a pretzel like shape. This position is impossible for even the strongest of pull out games to not bust inside of. This then results in child support payments being required in 9 months time, destroying the males life.
"Bro! She did that child support position again, I couldn't not finish inside....."
Reassuring a friend that, because they're a good person deep down inside, that what they did wasn't really that bad after all, and was in fact what anyone else would have done in the same situation.
Parental immoral support: "If you had let her continue to live with you, she'd think it's okay to be gay. It's really not so bad being homeless as a teen, anyway - it's kind of an adventure if you think about it!"