Boner shrinker

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:

FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"

by ChiGal November 2, 2008

shrinkify

To make something smaller

Did you shrinkify those pictures so they would fit on the screen?

by 'Tis Me March 28, 2008

old stink tits

What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.

Me: Look, over there.

You: Who is it?

Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.

Timmy: Who's that?

Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.

by metalslugmn June 13, 2011

tittie sprinkles

The little bumps on the areola, beside the nipple.

That chick had some delicious tittie sprinkles.

by guapojojo December 14, 2009

stink phone

When you put your friends cell phone in your sweaty asscrack.Is closely related to the stink palm.The best way to do it is to rub their phone in your crack, tell them you are leaving,go somewhere where they cant see you but you can see them, and call them. It gets really good when you call them and tell them what you just did! The reaction and look on thier face---priceless. You might want to keep an eye on all of your belongings for awhile to make sure they dont try to get you back.

You should have seen the look on chris's face when I told him I gave him a stink Phone!

by choad666 January 22, 2006

skrinker

To mosey about with no real definite purpose or direction. To get into something, and maybe to be sneaky about it. To do random, non-describable activities. To get into, to check out, to be sly.

"I'm going to skrinker in my closet to find an outfit to wear."

"I goofed off at work and just skrinkered online all day."

"I told him to skrinker up some plans for our date tonight."

by brookem7 October 6, 2008

Stink Fucked

When on public transportation, a fellow passenger with rank body odor not only possesses such odor, but chooses to fan it around. That person is guilty of stink-fucking those around them.

A very large, very smelly young woman was on the Blue Line, telling her friend, "I can't believe how hot it is," while fanning herself with a manila envelope.
Cory: "She's just spreading her smell around."
Mary: "Yeah, we were innocent bystanders who got stink fucked."

by mhigbe April 20, 2009