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Atlantic spelunking

taking a syringe and putting semen in it and hiding it before sex, then right before you ejaculate, you take out the syringe and inject their bloodstream with semen.
Jimmy: ay bro, i hear shatankabalquandria was a freak
Russel: yea bro, she let me hit her wit that atlantic spelunking
by Tomokiman September 20, 2018
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semantic spelunking

v. Exploring the depths of the meaning of a word or phrase in order to tenuously defend a friend or client. A form of legalese.

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When the rumours of sexual assault began circulating the press agent put on both his game face and his lighted helmet before engaging in some pretty tricky semantic spelunking.
by gnostic3 November 22, 2019
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Glacial spelunking

Glacial spelunking is the act of inserting an ice cube in your partner's anus and then using your tongue to "cave dive" into said anus.
I heard John went glacial spelunking with Karen last night.
by LeonardoDiCaprigoat January 7, 2022
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Spelunking

A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.
Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"

Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."
by thenannymoh September 7, 2003
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ass-spelunking

the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain
Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.
by g spot May 21, 2006
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The spunker

(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day
Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.
by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020
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ass-spelunking

the act of exploring and probing the depths of ones anus via the penile insertion method.
Lance and Jerome were out ass spelunking at the local gay rest area.
by rhino November 21, 2002
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