The act of playing traditional dagestani music on full volume while fucking the girl. For this act to actually work you gotta shave your head like khabib, wear a ufc outfit like khabib and then proceed to wrestle and maul the girl as your fucking her in doggystyle. When your about to ejaculate its important to scream on the top of your lung "IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE" like Khabib Nurmagomedov.

Last night when I fucked this girl I did the Khabib special now I'm getting evicted from my house due to the neighbour complaints and the police being called for the commotion.

The Khabib Special by HitlerNiggerJewShit September 10, 2025

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Charlie Kirk Special

A sexual act in which someone performs toothy oral sex on their partner while aggressively mastur-debating

My girlfriend gave me a Charlie Kirk Special. At first it was just annoying and unpleasant, but eventually I shot my load and I was happy.

Charlie Kirk Special by ASPyr97 September 23, 2025

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Kazoo-Special

The act of going down on a partner, one with a penis, and buzzing your mouth into the penis like a kazoo.

I could hear her from the other room giving her boyfriend the Kazoo-Special

Kazoo-Special by OopAssTree January 15, 2026

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Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

Keurig blue light special by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

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