snorkler

A person who always sucks up and kisses the bosses butt, therefore they require snorkling gear to continue breathing.

That Gary is such a snorkler.

by bangem June 17, 2003

Snorted

You know what this means

Don’t fucking lie

Snorted fucking snorted man YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

by The unfunny false definition G March 12, 2019

snorkle

to orally pleasure a female, while breathing heavily, creating snorkling like bubbling sounds.

"hey dude you see that chick?"
"sarah from accounting?"
"she totally got snorkled last night. by ME!"
"you snorkled her?!"
"damn right i did"
MEANWHILE!
"yeah i got snorkled last night."
"oh my god, seriously?"
"yeah, by dave"
"in middle management? oh wow...is he good?"

by Johnny Gilliam June 9, 2007

Snortelcoughelbonkelgiggle

To sneeze, cough, snort, and giggle all at the same time...or in succession

"dude, zak totally Snortelcoughelbonkelgiggle'd"
"wow..what a snonkelbonk"

by Dantezflowers April 22, 2008

snorfle

An extremely enthusiastic kiss, one where lips and tongue are used indiscriminately.

I hadn't seen Tiffany in weeks, and when we finally got to hang out, she tipped me over backwards and snorfled me hardcore!

by KellyM. June 14, 2007

snordletoot

Slang for someone who is fucked up on pot, weed, etc. The person at the party who will whip out his small dick to impress the cat...which will reject him.

"Dude this guy is a total snordletoot."

"You see Dave last night? He was snordletootin' the whole time."
"Dude stop snordletooting your embarrassing everyone..."

by Virtual_Tiger_Tooth June 11, 2009

snorfle

to quickly consume a large amount of food before anybody can stop you or otherwise cockroach something of value without hesitation.

To snorfle several drinks and a plate of hors d'oeuvres before being ejected as a party crasher.

by yack wazoo October 17, 2012