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snizzle

A light, misty precipitation that falls from the sky, consisting of a mixture of very small snowflakes and tiny droplets of rain. It can also refer to the sound of this precipitation hitting a surface.
Looking out the window, I saw a fine snizzle falling, making everything look hazy and damp.
by yOJmwkxrsBpsJLNags March 5, 2025
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snizzle

Snizzle \v.\
Simply a word that means sneeze.
Can also be used as a noun.
Hey, if you're going to snizzle, please do it in some Cleanax.
by Telephony2 September 30, 2025
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Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
by lildick nigga April 29, 2019
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crispy snizzle

The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.
timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."
by milkyutter May 8, 2019
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