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Smuggles

People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.
by mysticklemom January 18, 2019
mugGet the Smugglesmug.

Skin Smuggling

When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.
by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024
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muffin smuggling

When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
mugGet the muffin smugglingmug.

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.
Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.
by XH2806 July 31, 2022
mugGet the Smuggling puppiesmug.

Sentence Smuggling

An attempt by an individual to smuggle negative emotions past another individual's awareness by the use of a disingenuous and ubiquitous statement; sometimes for the intent and purpose of using said emotions to inflict harm at a later and more opportune time.
Her: "I'm fine with it."
Him: "Yeah, I'm going to call BS on that on account of sentence smuggling. Tell me how you REALLY feel."
by Jinsei_KC July 14, 2016
mugGet the Sentence Smugglingmug.

Smuggle

When you forcibly grab your pets for snuggles and kisses.
Watch out Puddin', I'm coming to smuggle you!
by heidismiles September 11, 2021
mugGet the Smugglemug.

attribute smuggling

An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.
"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."
by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025
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