When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024
Get the Skin Smugglingmug. People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.
by mysticklemom January 18, 2019
Get the Smugglesmug. When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.
“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”
(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
by Jimbo Baggins May 6, 2023
Get the Slug Smugglingmug. When you get away with doing something legal but morally wrong, just before getting caught doing something illegal.
Walter shot that beloved lion but it was apparently legal. He later got arrested for smuggling antelope.
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Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.
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Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.
by mavol October 29, 2015
Get the smuggling antelopemug. by Dick "the cheeseman" Pounder August 12, 2008
Get the Smuggling yo yo'smug. by Prison Wallet October 15, 2017
Get the beer smugglemug. 