Booze Snuggie

When you've consumed enough alcohol that you can walk down the street in the middle of winter without the need of a jacket

I don't need a Jacket, I'm wearing my Booze Snuggie tonight

by Flyalla September 6, 2010

Muslim Slugger

Someone of middle-eastern origin (not always affiliated with Islam) who uses their sand sleaze to score a perfect six at a party. Often wears a silk/satin shirt

Bro did you see Ajmar score that butter face last night? He's really a muslim slugger!

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

slugging

The act of vaginal penetration whilst inebriated and unable to sustain a full erection.

A stubborn attempt at sexual intercourse whilst physically unable to satisfy either party due to an excessive amount of alcohol consumed. Specifically resulting in a less than fully erect penis being forced uncomfortably into the intended recipient, 'like a slug'.

'man, i was with this steaming chick last night but i was so drunk i ended up slugging her.'

'this guy the other night was slugging me for about an hour before i made him stop, it was so disappointing'

'i don't really know what happened, i think we had sex but its more likely that i just slugged her.'

by drunksexisbad December 2, 2009

Sacramento Slugger

The act of filling a tube sock with freshly excreted fecal matter, then striking a companion/spouse repeatedly.

The prostitute was way too expensive, so I talked her down to 20$ for a Sacramento Slugger instead.

by Drew Cavner October 25, 2007

Snuggie

Basically just a stupid mix of a soft blanket and a robe. Pointless if you ask me.

Person A: Crap it's cold in here. D you have a blanket?
*person B hands person A a snuggie*
Person A: What the hell what kind of retarded over sized robe is this?!?

by MsSashuhSay August 22, 2010

slugger

noun-

1. a person who is lazy and does absolutely nothing all day, someone who is characterized by their laziness and unwillingness come out of the basement
2. someone who is extremely messy

"Girls, you are the two biggest sluggers ever, get OUT of that basement!"

"It's four in the afternoon and that slugger still hasn't gotten out of bed."

"CLEAN YOUR ROOM. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MESSIER SLUGGER IN MY LIFE!"

by freckkkle November 5, 2009

Snuggie Tug

The act of pleasuring ones self whilst under the secretive and cozy covering of a snuggie

Carl "Was it just me or was Hank making some wierd ass movements on the couch during that "i love lucy marathon"?"

Willford "Dude, honestly? I think he might have been getting his Snuggie Tug on!"

Carl "FOR REAL!? i was sitting right next to him!...That shit is not cool..."
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"When im in tha club, i be
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on

When i roll on dubs, i be
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on"

-"Snuggie Tug" by Turbo

by SROCE February 27, 2011