butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

by wendex March 26, 2023

Sloane

sloane: sloanes are the highest up of people and tend to enjoy the finer things in life, such as petting dogs, fried rice and cartoons. sloane's make hilarious jokes and think coco's are cute.

wow sloane you're hilarious

by frenchypig March 25, 2021

Sloane

A very good friend. Loved by all.

Sloane is really cool.

by Lizzzzzzzzzzzie Read November 24, 2021

Grayson Sloan

Super hot sexy mofo.

I got a grayson sloan do you.

by slasher50 April 15, 2013

Sloane

(noun): A girl who works at a awesome company called Vat19.com

Sloane has a annoying boss

by PersonPeepGummyBear March 19, 2022

Sloane

that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself

*during sorority denominations*

Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards

by not sloane November 18, 2019

Sloane

Sloanes a stunning and amazing girl. She’ll always be there for you and will always comfort you at times of need. She is great at keeping secrets and is never busy. She’ll always hangout with you and go on trips with you. Sloane won’t be afraid to defend herself during an argument and is physically strong. Sloane has blonde hair and green eyes and is average height. She has a beautiful heart and will always come over to help with things, no matter if it’s homework or just talking about an experience.

Look at Sloane! She’s so pretty and gorgeous, her hair flows like a river.

by Ski <3 August 20, 2024