skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

pimper skeeters

A group lead by their Tribal Chief, Jaivir

It's the pimper skeeters

by epicxcalsterio September 3, 2023

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

Skeeter

A game in which a vibrator is passed around in a circle until someone orgasms

Do you guys want to play a round of skeeter tonight?

by Bone… June 7, 2024

Skeeter

A really cool guy! He gets lots of women! Generally hot ones. Loves to have a good time. He is so crazy!

Man I wish I was a skeeter.

by WaneFreeman April 16, 2018

Skeeter

An unattractive, foolish person, who just happens to be a simp/pervert

"Man, shut yo skeeter ass up!"

by Jeems Comedy July 4, 2022

Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011