Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 22, 2016

Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Bro I'm a skeeter beater

by bill cosby number 1 February 01, 2018

Skeeter boot

A skinny blunt

Girl you rolled a skeeter boot

by skeeter boot definer December 07, 2018

Skeeter

A Skeeter or skeeter blunt is a blunt with a small amount of weed/marijuana in it

Aye boi let just roll a skeeter I gotta be home soon.

by Hungdaddy666 June 22, 2022

Skeeter

Someone how has a skid stane on there pants all the time

"hey man did you see that guy it looks like he has a skid stane all the time"

"Ya he is a real skeeter"

by Skeeyster March 18, 2024

Skeeter

A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.

“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”

by Jamie’s taylor January 20, 2018

Skeeter

An unattractive, foolish person, who just happens to be a simp/pervert

"Man, shut yo skeeter ass up!"

by Jeems Comedy July 05, 2022