Skeeter

A low life white guy, hippie/ stoner usually, that isn’t necessarily unpopular but a complete fool.

Generally an insult.

Skeeter- yo, wanna hit?
A- as if I would share a joint with a skeeter.

by rugmuncher82much January 02, 2024

Skeeter

A really cool guy! He gets lots of women! Generally hot ones. Loves to have a good time. He is so crazy!

Man I wish I was a skeeter.

by WaneFreeman April 16, 2018

skeeter

a stinkin' blood suckin' turd of an insect

"Them skeeters ain't gettin' me today!"

by footlicker69 August 12, 2024

skeeter-hawk

Nickname for a guy named Scott.

I'm goin' over to skeeter-hawk's to slam back some Pibbers!

by ScottayDammit October 21, 2007

skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 05, 2008

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019