Italian Shoebox

A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.

Dad has an italian shoebox

by crackamodo December 26, 2021

Discombobulated Shoebox

A very peculiar insult. It is typically used to describe that the person, that it is being said to, is stupid and/or ugly.

Get over here, you Discombobulated Shoebox.

by PilarThomas December 16, 2023

Overinflated shoebox

Very smallish (or very tiny) and very overpriced condo

Why would anyone buy an overinflated shoebox? Get a studio apartment instead.

by Sexydimma November 16, 2025

in the shoebox

Similar to being in the closet; Someone who is in the closet about their foot fetish

Mike: ....Hell no i don’t suck toes, that’s disgusting

Mike’s gf: You damn liar, you sucked my toes last night. Stop being in the shoebox

by Neon rhino September 25, 2019