Seduce

to act very sexual towards someone to get them to do something for you (sexual or non-sexual)

Megan- "Can we go shopping," bats eyes, "pplleeaassee."
Me- "Not right now I have to finish these cookies for the party."
Megan- *runs up stairs and put's on sexy Peter Pan costume and high heel boots* and inocently says
"But I really really need to go shopping"
Me- *turns around* must hold back, "NO!"
Megan- *pushes me onto chair and sits on lap facing me* "PPPPWWWWEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE" *kisses me*
Me- *giggles* "Okay"
Megan- *huh I wonder if I seduce her again she'll buy pay for the clothes*

by xBabyBonesx April 6, 2009

Extraneous Seductive Advertisements

Any ad and/or commercial containing images or any other form of a seductive nature partially or completely unrelated to the product being marketed.

The Stay Asleep Longer Ads (showing two hot girls in a field playing with eachother's hair) are "Extraneous Seductive Advertisements".

by Good Old Tex June 18, 2011

pee schedule

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.

Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!

by Lionhearte May 24, 2008

Shed

Slang used to describe a woman's vagina or lady bits.
The term is derived from a misunderstanding English boys had in a tent one night, in Costa Brava, Spain. Since then, the term has took off and is getting used more and more frequently!

Dave: "Last night I discovered Hannah had a tight shed!"
Beth: "My shed needs waxing, if I'm to wear a tight bikini!"

by cummings2k10 July 20, 2010

scheduled procrastination

The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.

Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.

by BCEagle September 18, 2003

The Shed

A small shed that was located in Talbot's Point in Sandwich, Ma. It was a very popular smoke spot before some savage brutally tore it down.

Guy 1: Let's go smoke at The Shed, I love that place!

Guy 2: Didn't you hear? Someone tore it down.

Guy 1: Are you serious?! What a dickhead.

by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

shed life

Shed life is something teenagers call when they spend the majority of their time in a shed in one of their friend's backyards. They usually have couches, a television, and of course, a lava lamp. They use the shed to smoke weed and hookah while watching netflix.

"Dude lets go to the creek and smoke"
"Nah bruh shed life or die"

by FromTheDen November 12, 2013