Shaft Watcher

One of the odd people who you catch gazing intently at your crotch, also known as a Crotch Watcher, sometimes hot women do this, which is acceptable, however sometimes you catch an old man staring at your package on the bus, that isn't cool

TOM: Dude, look at that Shaft Watcher.
ERIC: WTF are you on about?
TOM: Go on urban dictionary you noob
ERIC: Oh I get it now, lets toe him in.

by Barneszilla May 15, 2010

Moo Shaft

To use the milk of a pregnant girl as lube on your cock. ( Moo= ladies milk Shaft= cock

dude i got a wicked moo shaft from my wife

by OREO123HI December 9, 2007

Man Shaft

this one's simple: a man shaft is a penis. a cock. a dick. a ... man-shaft

His man shaft was so far up in her, her eyes bulged out.

by lynneh January 4, 2004

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

just the shaft

the opposite of just the tip. this is what you say when your girlfriend/wife/one-night stand thinks that "just the tip" is unclassy, rude, or chauvinist. If she declines your offer of "just the tip" with a disapproving scowl, you then proceed to ask her, "how about just the shaft?" In order to carry out just the shaft, you must pull a u-turn.

I told dat bitch I would do just the tip - and she said "hell no, you pig!" So, I said alright baby, how about I pull a u-turn and we do just the shaft?

by Speczial K February 9, 2012

my shaft

Something that will go up your ass when you least expect it.

Where's my shaft? Oh right it's up your ass.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 18, 2018

shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

by Whistlefister January 29, 2018