bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.

"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."

by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021

seed throwers

the MALE ! , kind of a not so willing 'FARMER' !

jim went in the pickup bar , but inside were nothing but seed throwers !!

Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2022

Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.

Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

seed seepage

After you drop the hog and fill your lady full of baby batter she has your nut butter leaking out of her.

Her: “I need to change my underwear, honey. Got some seed seepage going on here”

by Comrade Sizzurp December 11, 2021

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

Seed Surfer

A person who was conceived on a water bed.

Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D

by Efdfgggf May 14, 2011

Psycho Seed

A rare and scary people out to get the world with their minions. Sometimes will tell very many lies in order to gain followers and try to take over the world. That one person you know that creeps you out, but you're not sure what to think of them. The one that seems nice at first, but then gets inside your head and eats away at you until you become just a crazy as them.

The one person that one day will go ballistic.
The person that's a psycho.
And a seed.

David: How are you and that girl doing?
Greg: Oh man, I'm not sure. She's been kind of a psycho seed lately.
David: How so?
Greg: She's been acting crazy and I think she's been lying to me...

by whodat?datpsychoseed March 13, 2011