(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.
Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.
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When you have to hold the small end of a syringe for a long time in biology class and a red mark is left on your finger
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Damn woman, I know my brown starfish isn't the cleanest, but you don't have to scringle like a banshee!
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Pride And Prejudice, Jane Austen.
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Pride And Prejudice, Jane Austen.
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