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Dutch Scratching

A torture technique in which you hit a male in the back of the balls with a knot, foot, balled chain, etc. to induce excruciating pain. Better used when one strips down and restrains said victim so they have no way to protect themselves.
In OO7: Casino Royale James Bond is Dutch Scratched as a form of torture to get a password. Le Chiffre decided to use Dutch Scratching as the way to torture him because he wanted to humiliate Bond.
by DMShocker27 May 24, 2011
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Dutch Scratching

An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).
Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?

In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.
by DMShocker27 June 9, 2011
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Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
by Antony Collett September 1, 2005
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Screaming Cheetah

A sexual position where the woman is on all fours and getting drilled from behind. Just when she is reaching orgasm the male leans forward holds her neck or shoulder or back gently with his teeth and spends what energy he has left thrusting all out!
I was doing it doggy style with mary and when the time was right I gave her the screaming cheetah!
by At the Eagle December 26, 2008
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Screaming Hawk

It is when a male drops his pants, stands bent over, and proceeds to spread his butt cheeks and open his asshole. It is best to be done on higher ground so that the person being screaming hawked has to look directly into the rectum. It is best done when you know when someone is getting home from work and they are extremely tired and not ready for a screaming hawk. The victim receiving the screaming hawk let out a terrifying scream as would a hawk.
"I totally just got screaming hawked"

"I could totally screaming hawk her later"
by TheOtherKobe October 30, 2011
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Crazy Screaming Guy

Crazy guy who hangs out on 6th & Pine in downtown Seattle screaming incoherently about something that has to do with the Seattle police being communists and the Fry Apartments. Always holding a large decorative scepter and a sign that tries to “explain” his ramblings. It has a picture of Jesus but claims that he himself is in fact the son of god, yes. Also declares that the police give him “troblo” and wants nothing to do with you because you are working with the “Devil Communists” and signed papers against him. Deeply disturbed, yet entertaining individual.
"Man did you see that crazy screaming guy when you were downtown shopping?"

"Yes, he is the one who claims Seattle police are communists."
by Jesh86 October 3, 2008
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Screaming Gopher

While having vigorous intercourse, the reaction caused by pulling out too far and accidentally slipping from the vagina to the anus.
You should have seen the Screaming Gopher I gave my girlfriend last night! I though she was gonna turn around and smack me.
by Sweat Feet January 13, 2010
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