The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrodinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.
Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrodinger's Dick!",
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by Endos127 July 21, 2009
Get the Schrodinger's Dick mug.Schrodinger's cracker is a phrase used to describe white people. White people simultaeneously believe they are both the superior race and opressed at the same time - it's an oxymoron, really.
Alex: "White people are opressed too! Reverse racism is a thing!"
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"
Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"
Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."
by boopboppity March 9, 2019
Get the schrodinger's cracker mug.1. Someone who may or may not be gay.
2. When you have sexual relations with someone of the same sex to find out whether you're gay, bi, or straight.
2. When you have sexual relations with someone of the same sex to find out whether you're gay, bi, or straight.
J: "Dude, did you hear John banged a dude the other night to see if he was gay?"
K: "He like it?"
J: "Yeah I think so."
K: "Classic case of schrodinger's faggot."
K: "He like it?"
J: "Yeah I think so."
K: "Classic case of schrodinger's faggot."
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Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.
Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.
Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.
by Cowtocracy December 9, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Slut mug.This is a well known effect is on-line dating. You see a picture of a hot piece but you are not sure if it is a real girl or a trap. If it is a real girl you are attracted, if it is a trap you are repelled. The only way to know which is to look in 'her' pants, BUT until you look she is BOTH a girl and a trap AT THE SAME TIME.
Bohr: Niiiice girl!
de Broglie: It's a trap!
Heisenberg: Are you sure?
Planck: Schrodinger's pussy dudes.
de Broglie: It's a trap!
Heisenberg: Are you sure?
Planck: Schrodinger's pussy dudes.
by ChelCore May 30, 2018
Get the Schrodinger's pussy mug.When a couple are trying to get pregnant but even after several years of them being intimate, they couldn't get pregnant only to find out that they have been doing it in the wrong hole.
by theRealSchrodinger April 18, 2019
Get the Schrodinger’s Pregnancy mug.The angry schrodinger is a sexual position which involves some messed up preparation.
First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.
Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.
ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.
Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.
ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
Bro1: "Why do you have a dead cat ?"
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
by 56df56 November 6, 2015
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