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Sassy Gay Friend 

Sassy gay friends are really good at preventing women from making dumb decisions, typically when it involves men and relationships. They excel at this because they have the reasonable intellect of a male combined with the emotional drive of a woman. This bridging gap can also work the reverse way by helping men make better decisions with women.

The Sassy Gay Friend was made popular by the popular Second City Network skit found on YouTube.
Ted: I was almost going to get with Steph, but fortunately my sassy gay friend knew from the drink she ordered that she had herpes and stopped me. Close one!

Alice: I was going to call Karl, but Alejandro, my sassy gay friend, told me to give up.

sassy yet classy 

When your girl is smart, beautiful, sassy, bad, and got a potty mouth like no other, yet when she's in front of adults, she turns into a polite princess.
My girl isn't just class, she's sassy yet classy.
sassy yet classy by sassyyetclassyy February 10, 2018

Sassy Men Apocalypse

The age we’re living in currently. These men in particular want to be treated like women, hence, sassy. Often confused with men who want their feelings heard, but the difference is sassy men don’t listen to your feelings.
Girl it’s sassy men apocalypse out here omg

sassy tuna 

"like OMG, Gretchen is such a sassy tuna!"
sassy tuna by sarahhh_x3 October 8, 2008

Sassy Shower 

In a situation where one person (sasser) is sassing two or more people (recievers of sass) who are more powerful than him,the recievers of sass will take the sasser outside strip him of shirt and pants, spray him down with a hose, and drag him through dirt and grass.
Nate: I am hungry.
Mike: Me too.

Colby(sasser):Fuck you guys, get out my house.

Nate looks at Mike as Mike looks at Nate and in unison they say: Sassy Shower
Sassy Shower by Dumper07 April 1, 2009

Sassy Fassy

A popular nickname for the actor Michael Fassbender, bestowed because of his effervescent and silly quality during interviews.
"Did you see that new interview with Sassy Fassy?"
"Yeah, that interviewer didn't stand a chance against his charm."
Sassy Fassy by expletive_deleted September 11, 2011