Samuel

WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT HIMSELF OR HOW COOL HIS BIKE IS. WE GET IT. YOU HAVE A BIKE YOU SELF-CENTRED MIDGET FAG

Samuel: TOES with marmite

Everyone else: put him on a bloody register for an insane asylum

by Bruh17379394736141618368339 April 15, 2019

Samuel

He is a furry love him

Wow Samuel is cool

by That one guy that’s has an acc June 29, 2018

Samuel

The guy that actually always ask for nudes. If you have a vigina you have some potential for him. But he also have a kind heart even do sometimes you would like to kill him on the spot.

This guy is a weirdo but he is so likeable im sure he is a samuel.

by M4sterSy December 18, 2016

Samuel

Samuel is a perfect boy, he loves nature, and as a boyfriend he loves you. Samuel is an athletic boy and he loves sports, like football. He loves also the silence when he is outside, but he would share it with you, but just if you are the perfect girl for him. He's also good in bed. He is very loyal and would never hurt you, you can trust him. His love is endless. Just if you hurt him, he would leave you.

Oh is that your boyfriend?

Yes he is. His name is Samuel.

You must be very lucky.

by exoticlove July 21, 2018

Samuel

Samuel is the name of a perfect boy. He love nature. He loves sports. He if he's your boyfriend than he loves you. Samuel loves to be outside, most times alone, but he would share this silence and peaceful time with you, but just if you are the perfect girl for him. He wants a small girlfriend which he can protect. He wants a girl, that is natural, not a girl with her whole face full of make up. He loves your little imperfections. Samuel also wants someone he can share his dreams for the future with. Someone who is not the same like him, but thinks the same. He wants someone with who he can be himself. Someone he can trust. Someone that won't hurt him. But when you are that someone. He will love you forever. Samuel is a perfect boy and a perfect boyfriend. (he is good in bed too)

Oh is that your boyfriend?

Yes. His name is Samuel.

You must be very lucky.

by exoticlove July 21, 2018

Samuel

A guy who is a leek.

Samuel is a leek of leekness

by Bayda February 24, 2017

Samuel

a boy that is so fucking adorable and gives off golden retriever energy. samuel's got red hair and the best smile in the whole world (like genuinely) he has the best laugh, and the most perfected personality that can always make you smile.

"that guy has a really cute smile and a great personality"
"yeah hes probably named samuel."

by monsterenergycan December 22, 2022