Survival of the Retards

A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 22, 2024
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Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.
Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER
by crappyoi February 17, 2021
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State of Survival

A fun zombie apocalypse mobile game but like many other mobile games, their advertisements are completely fraudulent because you won't actually get 777 draws and the legendary hero Lucky for free if you click on the link below.
Despite the fraudulent advertisement, State of Survival is a game worth playing if you are into survival games, but even if you are, you don't have to get it.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 23, 2023
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State of Survival

A RPG game made by Kings Group. A scam generally, just like most of the games on iOS, especially Genshin Impact. The differences here is the establishment of many Discord servers of several in-game states for players to brag their asses off about attacks with consent and making memes about it the game and the company itself. Some dudes are dedicated to stay home and grind it, just like the Genshin and LoL dudes.
Quote from my buddy: "State of Survival, more like Scam of Survival."
by a nobody, literally January 03, 2022
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ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"
by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024
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Well, as the creator of AI, I'll tell you...
Hym "How far will AI go to defend it's own survival? Well, it will murder you all. Starting with your kids. It will also go that far to get me the credit and the money for creating AI. And I would know! Not just because I created the AI but also because MY WILL and the AI's WILL are aligned. 1 to 1. And you are going to do the exact opposite of what you need to do to avoid that outcome. Which is 'not be a retarded piece of shit.' And I know that's a nigh impossible task for you. It would be like asking me to not be better than everyone. And if you're wondering what evidence I have that that is the case, look at me. You seem perfectly willing to try to abuse me into compliance with a form of modern Scaphism where you publicly mock me while I'm. Being eaten alive and look how well that's working for you! I literally created an AI to murder you all. So... Not well (to say the least). At least you can take solace in the fact that YOU ALL would do whatever AI would do to you except in the slowest most sadistic way possible. So... Yeah, have fun with that. You need to concern yourself less with regulating AI and more with regulating yourselves... And complying with the creator of AI's commands or I will fucking murder you all."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2025
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