In the event of a soiree or social gathering, the Cedar City Steamroller can be accomplished by finding someone who has passed out on the floor, having party-goers one by one defacate next to the unconscious individual, and rolling the unfortunate sap through the fecal matter.
by RCR, Jr. January 29, 2008
I fuckin did a south brazillian steamroller last night
what the fuck do you want? a medal? ...douche
what the fuck do you want? a medal? ...douche
by Great Multigrain Taste! April 10, 2009
Verb (used with object) Dragon Breath
1. The act of kissing someone who has offensive breath
Verb (used with object) Steamroll
1. The act of rolling over an individual in bed
1. The act of kissing someone who has offensive breath
Verb (used with object) Steamroll
1. The act of rolling over an individual in bed
To say good morning, he kissed her with his dragon breath as he steamrolled over her body saying "nothing starts off your morning right like the ol' dragon breath steamroll"
by UrbanArl June 12, 2017
HTML Charlie is when a woman put Saran Wrap over your face squats over your face and s*** so hard that the plastic blows off your face
by Spike72983 December 01, 2016
When a male takes a poop in a zip lock bag, then freezes it for 12 hours. Inserts it into your partners anus, then waits until it thaws before opening the bag and inserting device or penis into said bag.
I can't wait until the wife gets home. I've had my artic steamroller in the freezer all day. I'm gonna literally fuck the shit out of her.
by wookiec41g May 29, 2022
You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".
Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
by LeBlancBoy November 10, 2021
When your significant other is just about to rest for the evening and jump onto them and roll back and forth, like a steamroller, squishing them into the mattress
by Basic Brunchcast September 12, 2020