spaghetti sex

When you make spaghetti before or after sex, preferably with coconut oil as part of the topping.

Last night was awesome. We ate spaghetti sex and used the extra coconut oil to have a great time in bed.

by CocoKing April 3, 2017

nuked spaghetti

the act of cooking restaurant grade spaghetti by microwaving it instead of boiling it. this is a half-ass way to make this meal and usually done when in a hurry or a minor way to get back at snobby customers.

cook 1: We got and order for a baked spaghetti and they always complain.

cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.

by slacker cook November 14, 2009

Spaghetti Cormorant

One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network

"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."

by Ah, probably some guy January 21, 2010

spaghetti squash

A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.

Shut the fuck up, spaghetti squash.

by HorseDemonKing May 6, 2014

Spaghetti Men

Old mafia slang term meaning hit men or assassins. Spaghetti referring to the gruesome resemblance of the victims intenstines after they are murdered.

Tony owes us a lot of money. Time to bring in the spaghetti men

by Cocoflava February 1, 2019

spaghetti helmet

When it seems your injuries are incurable and you pass through the layers of permanent death, thus scream SPAGHETTI HELMET and ve cures of all your wounds!

He clearly died before me, I mean I severed his spine, then out of nowhere he screamed spaghetti helmet, and he stood up completely unscathed and his spine reattached. It was some bullshit.

by Sarah neuman October 16, 2021

arms spaghetti

1. A word you say when you can't think of anything to say

2. Also a way to make people think your weird.

*awkward silence*
Person1: ARMS SPAGHETTI
Person2: da fuck

by Nerdynooob February 22, 2017