Clunge Sponge

Tampon

Once a month she reached for her trusty clunge sponge to avoid any unsightly Mexican lipsticks

by Das Clunge April 21, 2009

fun sponge

Someone who has the ability to walk into a room and litteraly soak all of the fun out of it. Also known as a muzz.

"Nick was such a fun sponge, the moment he arrived the party died."

by Doc Raymond October 10, 2003

Benefit sponge

An individual who lives off of benefits claimed by the government they tend to sit at home doing fuck all

Oi Tyler, you benefit sponge get a job.

by BIGJAR November 8, 2022

Amo Sponge

1. Amo Sponge: Typically the guy who has atleast a 1 kill to 100 deaths ratio for various reasons in a video game.
A. he's a n00b
B. he screwed up his controller and can't shoot.
C. he's the @hole ever1 hates but loves to shoot at.

2. The Amo Sponge typically is used for target practice when let loose in the world of video gaming. It's also not uncommon for the amo sponge to be fed generous amounts of "tea bag" in one round.

A. "No matter where 'Player X' went the buckshot seemed to fallow. There for 'Player X' is the Amo Sponge."

B. End of game score for 'Player X' is 1 kill to 100 death ratio."

C. A video gamer who absorbs amo or "amunition" like a sponge to water.

D.See definition of "n00b"

by Stone Black Fox January 14, 2009

Sponge cunt

A person, generally female, who leeches money, drugs, food, car rides or anything else they can get from other people. They expect others to drop everything they're doing and give up their social lives and money to cater to their whims. They don’t give or do anything for anyone else and bitch and complain all the time. They suck the life and resources out of others like a sponge and act like a cunt while doing so.

Person 1: Man, Erik is never around anymore. He’s always with Cortney, but all she does is make him drive her around and buy her weed. Then she bitches at him all the time and doesn’t even pitch in for gas.

Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.

by Joltzi December 20, 2010

Beer Sponge

Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.

Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".

by hamcol December 29, 2008

Soapy sponge

When a guy ejaculates onto a girl’s bush, and rubs his cum into her pubes.

Jessica: Hey babe, can you give me the soapy sponge?
Dan: Yes, I’m all over it.

by Dumbcea July 10, 2019