Spastic

A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch

“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise

by Stevepisseshimselfwhendrunk August 22, 2025

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spastic

A completely retarded cretin who has dropped below the point of being human. They have no reason left to exist but continue doing so to ruin the lives of others around them.
These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.

Ben is the most spasticated person that can possibly exist.

by Acquiescere June 9, 2023

spastic

chronically online nonce named szymon

''Man, Szymon is the definition of spastic.''

by big papa 42069 February 9, 2023

spastic

Lance Stroll.

"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025