sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012

Sparkle Share

(v) The act of two gentlemen urinating into each others streams, thereby splashing each other.

Ian: Hey Kirk, let's go into the bathroom and sword fight.
Kirk: Only if we can Sparkle Share!

by Mr. Pix August 20, 2011

sparkle rail

when a girl is getting power railed in a warm environment and the sweat looks like glitter.

dude I sparkle railed that fugly chick in the hot baths 20 minutes ago

by sexwithamerica October 13, 2008

sparkle terrorism

An attack of rainbows, hearts, stars, glitter, and sparkles to bring fun excitement and happiness.

We went up to the balcony and glitter bombed the cafeteria. Everyone looked up in wonder with even a few oohs and ahhs, and we knew our sparkle terrorism cell had gained a few new members.

by sethralavode November 25, 2011

sparkle cave

Another word for a va jay Jay

Hey Vickie, I'm going to slam your sparkle cave tonight.

by Able Mabel March 2, 2016

sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.

“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”

by Khan1969 November 2, 2021

Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019