spanky love

The innate love of masturbation.

I just gotta get me some Spany Love time soon!

Spanky Love is an American pasttime.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 28, 2016

WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025

spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

by Grug101 June 11, 2017

Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe

Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.

by SASLP September 24, 2022

Hanky Spanky

When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky

Wow hank gave me a good hanky spanky last night

by My babysitter July 19, 2022

Spanky

Pussy pounds his step sister on the low

Damn she likes Spanky's
big juicy step bro cock

by Goofy ah nate germich June 7, 2022