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"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025
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Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."
by scrappington2 April 4, 2016
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Spanky

Damn she likes Spanky's
big juicy step bro cock
by Goofy ah nate germich June 7, 2022
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Spanky

A sock in which is used to ejaculate into.
Omg, my spanky has been tampered with! It was the best sock to cum in and now it's got a dirty crusty Mark!!
by missSMP/PFK March 30, 2023
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Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
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Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
by BonerSlap June 21, 2017
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golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them
I totally gave her a golden spanky last night
by Beavis August 14, 2022
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