by Beavis August 14, 2022
Get the golden spankymug. When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"
"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
by BonerSlap June 21, 2017
Get the Spanky Franklinmug. When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky
by My babysitter July 19, 2022
Get the Hanky Spankymug. by Taydenandre November 22, 2023
Get the Spankymug. by Goofy ah nate germich June 7, 2022
Get the Spankymug. Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.
by Mitchy mitch April 2, 2016
Get the cranky spankymug. by Taydenandre November 22, 2023
Get the Spankymug.