Socialism 

Socialism is the belief that ALL forms of slavery, not just chattel slavery, should be illegal. That means your boss cannot sell a portion of your labor to someone who will effectively own a percentage of you and live off of your hard work.

Socialism is the belief that no one should get to freeload off of you, compared to Capitalism which is the belief that the rich should be allowed to buy a percentage of you and leech on you.

A: Hey man I am so fucking tired of creating $500 of value in a work day but only getting $100 of it.
B: Me too. I wish we could abandon Capitalism and switch to Socialism.

Socialism by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022

Socialism 

Socialism is an left wing ideology in which the goal is for everyone to be equal.
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EQUALLY POOR!!! :)

You can use this word in jokes such as

- Socialism works
- Socialism benefits the workers
- Socialism stands for personal liberty

Socialism by Snuskgott_30:th_April_1945_POG May 17, 2022

Socialism 

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food

1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?

Socialism by notryhards33 June 5, 2022

Socialism 

It's when the government controls the economy. When it says "the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole", it means community as a whole as the state. It used to be a synonym of communism. State capitalism and state socialism is the same thing.

"CHINA ISN'T REAL SOCIALISM, IT'S STATE CAPITALISM"
"What's the difference?"

Socialism by Walden Thoreau July 14, 2022

Socialism 

Something that everybody thinks is communism

Some old uncle: China is communist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist

Socialism by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

socialism 

Equality that is everyone in misery without social classes and businesses taken over by the government.

I am against socialism.

socialism by WWW9999 March 13, 2023

socialism 

Far-left dictatorship that advocates that everyone (rich, middle class and poor) be made miserable and their private property taken over by the government.

I hate socialism.

socialism by Roscanbi March 21, 2023