fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.

W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!

by Jirka69 October 5, 2017

pink stocking

When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out

I was fucked in the ass so hard I got a pink stocking

by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007

shucking the balls

The act of fondling a man's genitals through the clothes, usually performed by a drunken slut at a college party.

Graham: Hey Kenny, did you get in Meghan's pants last night?

Kenny: No, she passed out, but she was shucking the balls the whole time we made out.

by Meaty Clackers February 8, 2014

Shooking

Being overly shook

That was shooking

by Hey.its_sabrina December 12, 2016

Cumas stocking

The act of Santa cuming in your stocking

George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......

by Greenday256 December 15, 2012

Louisiana Brown Socking

Pooping into a sock and then hitting one's mother with it. An act originating from backwoods Louisiana. First done by the young and confused Michel Dodging, after becoming frustrated with his mother he performed a bowel movement into a tube sock then proceeded to hit his mother over the head with it.

Dude, I pooped in a sock and hit my mom with it.

by Ewok2ab September 27, 2003

Shockini

The Shockinis are easy to customize and play mini action figures! Each Shockini mini Action Figure is made up of sturdy plastic parts but still easy to carve paint and sand without difficulty. The Shockini comes with 5 accessories and a posing base, packed with 50 stickers and a customizable j-card package. The parts to form this awesomely articulated 3-inch block action figure are preassembled for immediate poseable fun and customization. The pop and lock plastic ball-joints of the Shockini Action Figures make for an interchangeable world with all future Shockini products.

I am going to customize my Shockini today.

by Mike Greb January 19, 2006