Shanghai

when you need to take a shit and you’re too embarrassed to say “i need to shit”
Derived from the intro of Nicki Minaj’s song ‘Shanghai’ which sounds like diarrhea
Dude, I need to shanghai.”
by ninaboobrev March 18, 2020
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Shanghai

(Verb)
To put by force or threat of force into or as if into a place of detention.

(Adjective)
Used to describe when the solutions are worse than the problem itself.
“The two groups were shanghaied into signing
the agreement, despite their objections.”

“Environmentalists fear that this is a shanghai
approach to the problem of global warming.”
by Peter P. Devil April 17, 2022
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Shanghai

The Shanghai is a rare object who is available to protect you against the bullshit of Reddit, TikTok or other repulsive content. Now days, Oompaville is the owner of it. He needs that protection.
The Shanghai is the new aluminium-paper-hat
by Se-n-pai August 08, 2020
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Shanghai Suicide

A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.
Bob: "She's pretty sexy"

John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"
by shanghai'dd April 22, 2013
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shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.
That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!
by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021
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Shanghaied

To have a lot of something.
Can I listen to my music? This floor is shanghaied with scuffs.
by Jacksoncage July 27, 2021
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Shanghaied

The use of raw political power to damage the economic strength of a place that is perceived as a threat to the political leader's continuing hold on power.
Quick! Put up images of the leader. He needs to believe that we support and honor him. We don't want our city Shanghaied.
by Profesor de Inglés May 20, 2022
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