Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.

Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

Seed Barn

Seed Barn, A place of dwelling, for children who call their moms "Maw". Commonly-known for orphans who disobey their non-biological parents. Seed Barn is kept in check by wild wolves who tend to roam outside of the seed barn, looking for a little orphan child for a tasty snack. Son, get in the damn seed barn! No maw!

Mrs. Henrietta told Jimmy to sleep in the seed barn.
I better get in the seed barn before maw sees me out in the cow pasture!

by Pedro Calag May 1, 2020

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

lung seed

Small white seed shaped thingy that you sometimes cough up and spit out.

You do cough them up seeming like they come from your lungs

The other day I was talking with my friends when I coughed up a lung seed. My friends stared at me in confusion and disgust.

by AmyOnTheLawn April 27, 2014

bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.

"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."

by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021

Seed Surfer

A person who was conceived on a water bed.

Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D

by Efdfgggf May 14, 2011

seed throwers

the MALE ! , kind of a not so willing 'FARMER' !

jim went in the pickup bar , but inside were nothing but seed throwers !!

Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2022