Hairspray On Saturday

A sacred legendary thread on facebook. Comprising of a small number of random students, Zach being the creator, that shares the inner most thoughts and questions locked deep within the thread subscriber. Occasionally includes long drama filled entries, bouts of miracles, asians, and show choir antics. Will remain intact forever and ever.

Jordan: "Dude, I forgot to check the Hairspray On Saturday thread yesterday"
Korey: "You missed a miracle that was performed on Cham dos's eye... she can see now!"
Jordan: "Ah shit, son of a bant, I'll never miss it again"
Korey: "Lucas was also being asian again"
Jordan: "My God..." *signs on to facebook*

by Korey August 24, 2007

Slurpee saturday

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout.

Man, you are being such a slurpee saturday.

by Juicey boi December 17, 2017

Sussy Saturday

The day when we all mourn the death of amogus.

I dont like going to my sister's apartment in Sussy Saturday

by Succhiacazzi Parisi April 18, 2021

saturdays are for the girls

Because girls are better at everything that guys do and they can party harder!

Hey Jane... Saturdays are for the girls. Yeah, fuck Ryan and those lame guys he hangout with. Lets go get smashed and crash a pool party; {Saturdays are for the GIRLS!!!!}

by LKsdfgdfgdfxfg May 23, 2017

Little Saturday

A term originating in biblical times, refering to the day after humpday: Thursday. It is the point in the week were you have past the midpoint to the weekend and your body yearns for a cocktail or two. This ultimately leads to Thurday being the biggest party night of the week, full oF orgies and wine. In the town of Gibsons BC Canada, they have actually made a four day work weeks, because no one was showing up for work on Friday.

Justin: Hey, what are you doing this Little Saturday?

Andy: Going to the Roxy and getting fucked on Jager Bombs.

Justin: Nice!

by Tom Tuttle March 6, 2007

Sex Saturday

Every and any Saturday you and your lover have really good Sex with your significant other out of love and try not to get your girlfriend pregnant.

*Tommy* “Hey hottie guess what today is?”

*Ronda* “Today is Sex Saturday, let’s get naked and have some fun babe”

by Tyrone The Seagull June 17, 2018

Double Saturday

1. When you have a Friday off from school; therefore giving you a "Double Saturday".
2. A nickname for Friday on a long weekend that starts on a Friday.

"Dude you ready for Double Saturday?" -Bobby.
"Uhhh what?" -Jack.
"You know, Double Saturday. We have Friday off!" -Bobby.

by Johnny Gurt December 17, 2012