"Yeah, so last Thursday, I was chatting up these two gorgeous ladies, and long story, kidna boring, but I ended joining ISIS, per the Moynihan Rule. I think I helped chop off some dude's head, but also ended up in bed with them, so all's well that end's well. Except for that headless dude."
by BobBurnt October 5, 2022
Get the The Moynihan Rule mug.This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.
by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023
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Forecasting after 12 Noon on a Friday requires hazard pay, additional PTO time, and one BT Travel Workbook skip for the following year.
Damn, I really wanted to NOT have a headache all weekend, but they made me forecast on Friday afternoon. I invoked the MelRonDrew Rule, so I guess it will pay off in the long run though.
by ZmanRules August 18, 2023
Get the MelRonDrew Rule mug.The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.
It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.
With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.
With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"
by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025
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Get the Marc’s Rule mug.When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.
by mahoneysrulehater February 5, 2020
Get the Mahoney's Rule Clapback mug.no matter what you are talking about, at some point an american will bring up race (often in a sexual context)
nobody:
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"
by Stopspyingonme January 11, 2021
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