Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020

Fucking ripe

On point
Poppin’
Fye-yie-yie fire type shit
Flexin’ on eleven; flossy to the max
Can be used as a term of affirmation

Shit’s so dope that it’s like a ripe apple, it’s ready to eat.

“Yo, that jacket’s fucking ripe, my man.”
“Did you see that Rolly with the butterfly doors? It was fucking ripe!”

by Sirenfaee February 10, 2019

Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Brain Ripe

(Noun) brain rot's non-evil twin.

By using brain ripe, the man increased his IQ by 200.

by Lerm0930 June 15, 2024