Razor Clam

An expression meaning to shave one's bathing suit area.

She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.

by Chief Park Ranger February 3, 2019

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Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

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Spin the razor is a game (usually played by teens), involving a razor and your pubic hair. Players take turns to spin the razor on a flat surface, and the two people that it is pointing at must shave off each others pubic hair. Usually ends in blood and tears.

You guys want to play Spin the razor on the weekend?
Hey, I heard Chad played spin the razor with his girlfriend last night. I swear he's lost his bulge!

by MrSuccMaster April 17, 2018

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TikTok's Razor

The philosophical principle that any and all extraordinary, outrageous, or otherwise controversial video content, featured on the social media app TikTok, should immediately be consider fake and fabricated for clout unless otherwise proven real beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Tim: Hey Bob, did you see this crazy Tiktok video? I can't believe something like that happened!
Bob: Well, that's because it probably didn't. Tiktok's Razor!!

by Roland Deschain February 17, 2023

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Chovy's Razor

A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.

"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"

by Sean Enderson November 24, 2013

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