bryan and rachael

When luge gives you lemons, you make kids and brownies.

We gonna be Bryan and Rachael today?

by Ijkedit4reel February 26, 2017

Rachaeling

Showing extreme emotions for a woman who will probably cheat on you. (Pillow talking, buying gifts, texting paragraphs, blowing up her phone) The term comes from a joke about a husband coming home from work early and catches his wife (Rachael) cheating on him. He walks in the bedroom, catches her cheating and yells "RACHAEL! HOW COULD YOU!?" ... Also a person who Rachael's usually "tricks" on the woman, like a "John" does to a prostitute. Coincidentally, the famous TV Chef "Rachael Ray" has a husband named JOHN. The term originated in North Omaha, Nebraska.

chuck: "I'm not gonna lie bro, I was drunk last night and started rachaeling to my baby momma hard."
Virgil: " you gotta chill out with that goofy ass shit, you acting like a John! You know that hoe ain't loyal."

by Dr. Rooney January 26, 2020

Rachael

Name of an intelligent and tech smart person. Most likely rich and helpful to others

Rachael give advice to Samantha

by yehaw2020 January 31, 2020

National Rachael Day

May 8
The birthday and celebration of the most wonderful woman in the world. Do not call her Rachel.

Sofia: “Man! Today is National Rachael Day! Let’s get her some gifts to show her how much we appreciate her!”
Cameron: “Alrighty.”

by kawaiiuser69 February 2, 2020

Rachael & Russell

Perhaps the greatest couple of all time. Rachael is such a caring individual who has the worlds largest heart and had so many skills & qualities that it would be impossible to name them all! Russell is there to be by her side through thick and thin. He'll love her unconditionally till the day he dies. It was meant to be. Rachael is the definition of perfection. Everything from her snort when she laughs, natural beauty without all that makeup, her beautiful smile, and love for Coldplay. Russell, is just a crazy and outgoing individual who is so lucky to have a girl like Rachael I'm his life. It is perfection. Other couples are jealous, but it's okay. They totally understand.

Girl: "Babe, why aren't we a Rachael & Russell couple!"
Guy: "It's because we aren't perfection"

by ItsAllAboutTheFarmAnimals January 6, 2013

Nurse Rachael

(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.

Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.

Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.

by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011

Rachael

Rachael you're a b1tch who never paid up, you are coersive and regularly said things you shouldn't, you lied and your two-faced, your rabbit never did die and you're dumb.

did you see that girl over there? Yeah the one with the same outfit on all the time, thats Rachael shes a coersive b1tch.

by rachaelurabtch December 29, 2023