When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019
1) When a girl has an infected clitoris piercing
2) A clit that has not been 'used' in awhile causing the natural iron in the blood to oxidize, which cause the clitoris to turn a red rusty color
2) A clit that has not been 'used' in awhile causing the natural iron in the blood to oxidize, which cause the clitoris to turn a red rusty color
by Gio's Rusty Clit October 25, 2018
This 6’4 250 pound buff nigga called Rusty Dunbar could fuck your mom like there’s no tomorrow, wild Wild West tule.
by Rusty Dunbar October 14, 2021
When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
by Joey Bootz August 29, 2010
When an older gentleman has anal intercourse with a younger woman. The woman fondles the mans testicules with one hand, the woman than inserts the index finger on her other hand into the mans anus.
by For TIMMAH! July 27, 2018
When a male is partaking in anal with another man, he finished then pulls out with crusted feces on his penis then the second participant licks the feces off of the first man penis
by ToldYouJack June 17, 2018
When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023