Ronnie Coleman is the King of bodybuilding. The greatest of all time. He won 8 consecutive Mr. Olympia titles and squatted 800 solid ass pounds for 2 reps, although he could have easily squeezed out another 1 or 2. Light weight baby. Yea buddy. Ain’t nothing but a peanut. Time to bleed. Just basic stuff.
by Gym Fail Nation November 23, 2021
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by pseudonympho March 02, 2022
A Ronnie Drew is when an older gentleman rubs his rugged manly beard vigorously against his wife's bristly anus.
Jaysis Noeleen, Tommy he bleedin Ronnie Drew'd the life out me.
I'd love an aul Ronnie Drew off that fella.
I'd love an aul Ronnie Drew off that fella.
by White Phlegm Thrower July 08, 2016
Ya ever hear of the time when Ronny lost his virginity? Nope? Here we go
Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.
Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.
One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.
She responded, Heyy.
Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.
Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...
And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.
Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.
One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.
She responded, Heyy.
Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.
Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...
And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Guy1: YO BITCHASS NIGGA FINNA GET FUCKEN BEAT FOR CHEATING ON ME
Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!
Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up
Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!
Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up
Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
by Ayyy Lmao... June 27, 2019